The definitive explanation of "Marketing."

 

This will clear up  any confusion: -


- You're a  woman  and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say,  "I'm fantastic in bed."    That's  Direct Marketing.

 -  You're at a party with a bunch  of friends and see a handsome man. One of  your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in  bed."   That's Advertising.

 -  You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him  and get his  telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in  bed."   That's  Telemarketing.

 - You see a man at a  party, you  straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a  drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing  your breast lightly against his  arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm  fantastic in bed."    That's  Public Relations.

 - You're at a party and see a  handsome man. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in  bed."   That's  Brand Recognition.

 - You're at a  party and see a handsome man. He fancies  you, but you talk him into  going home with your friend.    That's a  Sales Rep.

 - Your friend can't  satisfy him so she calls you.    That's  Tech Support.

 -  You're on your way to a party when you realize that  there could be  handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the  roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of  your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"    That's  Junk Mail.


I hope you all have  a complete understanding of Marketing now.

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