風~Infinity~

B: Do you know Hummer?

J: Yes, the GM truck that was sold to China

B: Um...do you really know what Hummer means?

B: Lauren* is not here today
*Lauren是2月新進的金髮助理，算是漂亮的，雖然個性有點....

J: I think she's sick today

B: This is a great chance!

J: What chance?

B: Do you know what I hate the most?

J: No..... =______=(正要吃午餐 + 超想睡)

B: You know when you have to take a dump....

J: ...............................

B: Do you know dinosaur names?

J: T-Rex and Raptor....?

B: I bet you don't know this one - Megasaurus

B: oh....Jeffie is not gonna like this~~

J: what is it?

B: Friday afternoon, SNOW! Temp is -3

J: arrggggh!

B: wait wait wait! i'm not finished

B: why are you wearing your winter jacket already?

J: because it's cold in the morning

B: it's not even winter yet, HELLO?

B: Look at this, I made 390 in FIVE days on this stock

J: Good for you *clap*

B: (singing) na na na na~ na na na na~ hey hey hey~ goodbye~

B: (singing) na na na na~ na na na na~ hey hey hey~ goodbye~

J: why are you singing all of the sudden?

B: *poooof* uh-oh....

J: did you just....!?

B: I like teens too. so young, not too small, just the right size, i just can't resist touching teens

B: give me you best shot

B: did you get a piece of tail over the weekend?

B: gagagagagagagagagaga

J: gagagagagagagagagaga
(weird laughing)

B: WOW~

J: huh?

C: Bill, were you checking out L again?

B: you know, some people call me asian too

J: really? but you look nothing like an asian

B: they call me big caucasian

J: that's not asian, that's white

B: no, it's big "cock"-asian, get it?

J: (speechless)

J: Stop looking at Lean

B: But she's so hot! And her dress is perfect today

J: Looks the same to me

B: Young chicklet, look harder, around the breast area, you can see through it (smile)

J: Um....if you focus on that area, she will know that you are looking at her boobs

B: Not the way I'm looking. See, when she comes by, she says hi to you, she has her focus on you and that's when I look at her

J: So you are using me....

B: Anyway, I'm going to check her out few more times (walks away)

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B: (walks back) Oooops she caught me looking at her butt....

J: This is office harrassment

B: No it's not. If I touch her, yes. There is nothing wrong looking at a hot girl (walks toward Lean's area again)

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B: She caught me looking at her again....  I feel so sad  :(

J: Stop checking her out then...geeez

B: NEVER! (stands up again)

J: SIT DOWN!

B: *sob* :( *whisper* I'll check her out later then...

B: Jeff is not happy becuase he doens't know how to check out girls. Very sad....

J: I'm just saying that you it's not polite starring at a girl

B: Jeff is not happy becuase he doens't know how to check out girls. Very sad....

B: Very sad, sad sad sad sad....

B: So sad

B: Poor kid

J: Ok it's enough

B: I won't stop until you tell me what's the color of her bra today

J: =__________=

B: Buuuuurrrrrrrrppppppppp

J: Hey....do you mind =___________=

B: What?

J: You know what...

B: Oh this? Buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!

J: Grrrrr....

B: Oh wait wait wait, here comes the chicken I ate last night, still quite chewy

J: You are just disgusting....

B: Feel that

J: Whoa....it's hard

B: And feel this

J: How you get this hard?

B: Thank you Thank you.


Charlene walk by...

C: What the hell are you guys doing? 

J & B: (!!!!!!)

C: That's one weird converstaion, I must say it's a little disturbing

B: Oh we are sorry, but Jeff was just touching me

J: Dude! Don't say that, that makes this more disturbing

C: You know, just take it outside, we don't have to know this....


B: So....you want to touch my muscle again?

J: NOOO!

B: You know you like it hard

J: Just shut up......

B: Do you know why stickman (火柴人) is extinct?

J: (ponders) Um...no?

B: They had sex and got caught on fire