風~Infinity~

B: Do you know Hummer?
J: Yes, the GM truck that was sold to China
B: Um...do you really know what Hummer means?
J: A crappy car that goes 8 mile per gallon?
B: No....go google!
J: (google Hummer)
B: And?
J: You sick bastard.....
According to Urban Dictionary, Hummer is:
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

B: Lauren* is not here today
*Lauren是2月新進的金髮助理，算是漂亮的，雖然個性有點....
J: I think she's sick today
B: This is a great chance!
J: What chance?

B: Do you know what I hate the most?
J: No..... =______=(正要吃午餐 + 超想睡)
B: You know when you have to take a dump....
J: ...............................
B: I really hate it when I fart and dump at the same time
J: ...............................
B: Because they would fly and go everywhere.....I hate that
J: =____________= (放下手中的三明治...)
B: You are swearing in Mandarin in your head arent you?
J: (你這顆噁爛的大蕃薯，他馬的沒事在午餐時間說什麼大便.....幹！)
J: No, I would never do that to you (佛心牌微笑)

B: Do you know dinosaur names?
J: T-Rex and Raptor....?
B: I bet you don't know this one - Megasaurus
J: is that the one with the long long neck?
B: you are way off
J: hum....the one that's more powerful that the T-Rex?
B: no no no
J: ok, i give up, i don't know this one
B: it is what you get when you do it with a guy
J: what the hell?
B: mega-sore-ass

B: oh....Jeffie is not gonna like this~~
J: what is it?
B: Friday afternoon, SNOW! Temp is -3
J: arrggggh!
B: wait wait wait! i'm not finished
B: Saturday, the high is -1, snow. Sunday, high -5
J: i will just stay home!
B: you think you can just stay home? let me tell you what we have next week
B: Monday -10, Tuesday, wait for it, wait for it......-15!! and we might have a white xmas!
J: weather bitch =________=

B: why are you wearing your winter jacket already?
J: because it's cold in the morning
B: it's not even winter yet, HELLO?
J: it's below 5 in the morning...!
B: ok, listen up my asian friend, if you don't see water turning into ice, it means it's not winter yet
J: i don't care if it's winter or not, it is cold enough
B: this is just embarassing.....if you want to live in Canada, please act like a Canadian
J: but it's cold!
B: THIS IS CANADA!
對此我簡單做了一個表格，我跟老大對於氣溫的感覺

B: Look at this, I made 390 in FIVE days on this stock
J: Good for you *clap*
B: Once again, I win
J: Win what!?
B: Unlike you, I actually made profit
J: Wha....I made profits too! maybe not as much as you did
B: How much profit did you make on your last trade?
J: twen.....twenty five dollars......
B: TWO FIVE? my profit can buy me a new i-Pod, what can yours get you?
J: FINE! you win this round
B: I'm sorry, I forgot, do you like to lose?
J: -____________- 凸
B: Oh and here comes the finger~

B: (singing) na na na na~ na na na na~ hey hey hey~ goodbye~
B: (singing) na na na na~ na na na na~ hey hey hey~ goodbye~
J: why are you singing all of the sudden?
B: check your screen, look at the market
J: (click) 0口0！

B: *poooof* uh-oh....
J: did you just....!?

J: nevermind....you did.......what the hell did you have? *covering nose*
B: spicy wings and beer. and these make gas

B: I like teens too. so young, not too small, just the right size, i just can't resist touching teens

B: also, i like mama too, they are bigger, but some of them are still juicy
B: you ever stick your tongue in teens or mama before? it feels so warm and good....
B: then you run your fingers all over them...and your fingers might get some of the juice......