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email收到的另類三字經
笑笑就好,請勿當真 :D
人之初 :the first you do it (當你第一次做那檔事)
性本善 :Sex is good.(性是美好的)
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多的~)
習相遠 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得看你的技術)
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(若你時時練習)
性乃遷 :Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
教之道 :The way of learning it..(學習的方法...)
貴以專 :is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是只能和一個人做這檔事)
昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的母親:孟母)
擇鄰處 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為了不讓孩子受到不良的性愛影響而篩選鄰居)
子不學 :If you don't study hard,.(如果你不勤奮學習...)
斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(你的小弟弟將會報廢)
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(有名人寶先生)
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的藥方)
教五子 :All his five son took it.(他五個兒子都有服用)
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力是用過的都說讚)
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it, (如果你的孩子不知道如何做那檔事...)
父之過 :It is all your fault..(那一切都是你的錯)
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, (如果你的孩子在做的時候一直遇到困難....)
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那一定是他的老師偷懶沒有好好教導)
子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(你可以拒絕學習...)
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(但那將是你這一生最大的錯誤)
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood, (如果不從小就開始學...)
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.(上了年紀你會喪失那個能力)
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(如果不讓小弟弟做運動...)
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行爲)
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
笑笑就好,請勿當真 :D
人之初 :the first you do it (當你第一次做那檔事)
性本善 :Sex is good.(性是美好的)
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多的~)
習相遠 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得看你的技術)
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(若你時時練習)
性乃遷 :Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
教之道 :The way of learning it..(學習的方法...)
貴以專 :is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是只能和一個人做這檔事)
昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的母親:孟母)
擇鄰處 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為了不讓孩子受到不良的性愛影響而篩選鄰居)
子不學 :If you don't study hard,.(如果你不勤奮學習...)
斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(你的小弟弟將會報廢)
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(有名人寶先生)
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的藥方)
教五子 :All his five son took it.(他五個兒子都有服用)
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力是用過的都說讚)
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it, (如果你的孩子不知道如何做那檔事...)
父之過 :It is all your fault..(那一切都是你的錯)
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, (如果你的孩子在做的時候一直遇到困難....)
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那一定是他的老師偷懶沒有好好教導)
子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(你可以拒絕學習...)
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(但那將是你這一生最大的錯誤)
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood, (如果不從小就開始學...)
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.(上了年紀你會喪失那個能力)
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(如果不讓小弟弟做運動...)
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行爲)
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
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